What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

No way

Nuts and Butts

Summer rentals in the Hamptons are down 30% - CNBC

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Then came..

Red Sox trade pitcher recently designated for assignment - MassLive

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

First look at ‘state-of-the-art’ Coca-Cola Amphitheater before gates open to public - AL.com

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

The latest, freshest AND hottest NBA free agency and trade talk as we reach the June 30th opening bell - Marc Stein | Substack

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What’s next for Fannie and Freddie under Trump administration? - Investing.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Simple insulin resistance test may also predict cognitive decline in Alzheimer's patients - Medical Xpress

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

How do I become an intelligent man?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

The New Twist In Regeneron's 23andMe Bankruptcy Buyout - Investor's Business Daily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones